Copywriters are terrible at writing their own bios. So here's a bit about me, minus the writing bit.
Born and raised in Lahore, Pakistan, I moved to a desert in January 2023 in search of greener pastures. I'm in my mid-thirties and incredibly pissed at everyone who used to say stuff like, "Wait till you turn 30, you'll see" because boy, were they bang on. I did make a few good decisions over the years, though. I read lots of books, fell in love with football and Manchester United, learned how to play the guitar, luckily met some wonderful people who consider me one of their own, and won the lottery by marrying the most amazing woman in the world, who does everything better than I do.
